Donald Trump talks Afghanistan, COVID-19 vaccines on ‘Gutfeld!’

This can be a rush transcript from “Gutfeld!,” September 8, 2021. This copy is probably not in its remaining kind and could also be up to date.

GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS HOST: Glad Wednesday, everybody. Emily’s again. We received Rick Harrison from Palm Cease — Pawn Stars. Palm Stars. Palm Stars is one thing extra perverted. And naturally Kat and Tyrus are right here as nicely. But additionally becoming a member of us tonight, the forty fifth President, Donald J. Trump. Roll it (INAUDIBLE)

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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Gutfeld trade is along with common mattress relaxation and loads of recent greens presents The Assembly of the Minds: Half One. Trump versus Gutfeld.

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GUTFELD: That is proper. Our first ever one on one sit down with the person himself. OK. He sat and I stood however you can — you’ll be able to hardly inform the distinction. It is true. I headed right down to Bedminster, New Jersey to interview the previous president. And our conversations lined many matters from Afghanistan to the financial system, however largely we centered on me. And the way I am making late evening T.V. nice once more. Sure.

However the interview spanned far and large and very similar to Pat making use of her hair extensions. I need to use each single piece of it. However first.

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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Greg’s seven jokes.

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GUTFELD: Seven, seven jokes. In accordance with new analysis, hashish use has doubled the chance of coronary heart assaults in younger folks. When Willie Nelson was instructed this, he mentioned I will be 89 subsequent April, jackass. American Crime Story produced by Monica Lewinsky airs on F.X. this week, which I suppose solutions the age outdated query, who do I’ve to sleep with to get my venture on T.V.? Sure, 23 years after their affair, Lewinsky says she’s nonetheless ready for an apology from Invoice Clinton.

The variations Invoice Clinton is 75 now and as of late he actually cannot bear in mind if he had intercourse with that lady or not. So 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has been behind bars at Guantanamo for over 20 years and nonetheless would not have a trial date. The excellent news is jail officers have lastly accredited his request for a intercourse change. That will occur. On the same observe, among the Afghan ladies thought of attacking their new Taliban authorities with automotive bombs.

However then they remembered that none of them are allowed to drive. Somber. Ruthful. Late evening host Jimmy Kimmel is again on the air after taking the summer time off. He is missed quite a bit. Kimmel says for those who’re not vaccinated, you should not get a hospital ICU mattress. However I am undecided if Jimmy was being honest as a result of he wasn’t crying. Anyway, it is simply humorous listening to somebody say I see you who no person really sees.

I do not need to counsel that Kimmel present has develop into boring and predictable. However final evening through the taping folks within the studio viewers had been altering the channel. And that is your seven jokes. All proper. And now, half one with Donald Trump.

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GUTFELD: Nice to see you, Mr. President.

DONALD TRUMP, FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: Thanks very a lot, Greg. Congratulations.

GUTFELD: Thanks for having me. Crucial query I’ve to ask you is how about my scores?

TRUMP: Your scores are fabulous. I simply noticed you are now the king of late evening.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: I imply, you are beating some very untalented folks.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: To be trustworthy with you. So I am not so certain how nice that’s. However they’re so unhealthy. And it is about time anyone got here in and also you’re actually beating a badly nice.

GUTFELD: I really feel type of responsible about it. As a result of I really feel like I am beating up unarmed folks.

TRUMP: Nicely, they don’t seem to be very proficient, you’re. So, congratulations.

GUTFELD: I am mildly proficient. They’re simply untalented.

TRUMP: And also you’re very completely different.

GUTFELD: Sure, I’m very completely different. Talking of, do you bear in mind how a lot I hated you for that transient time frame?

TRUMP: There was a time frame if you weren’t a fan and then you definitely began noticing the issues had been getting completed.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: And also you mentioned, you recognize, I’ll not like them however look we’ve an excellent financial system, we’ve good navy, we’ve good every little thing.

GUTFELD: Proper.

TRUMP: And then you definitely began — and now I believe — I do not know if it is love however it’s getting shut and we prefer it.

GUTFELD: It isn’t — I would not say it is love however I’d say it is admiration.

TRUMP: Thanks.

GUTFELD: And likewise admitting that I used to be improper as a result of I used to be specializing in phrases and never deeds. And now we’re at a time the place — OK, there aren’t any extra imply tweets and we’ve a very nice president and the nation is within the crapper. So, who would you quite have?

TRUMP: Nicely, I do not know that he is a pleasant president. I am undecided about that. However I can inform you the nation has by no means been extra unsafe. Now we have folks pouring into our southern border which everybody’s forgetting about proper now due to the travesty of Afghanistan. And for those who take a look at the folks coming in by the a whole lot, by the 1000’s and these should not the folks essentially that wished the safety.

GUTFELD: Proper.

TRUMP: These are folks. So, are they terrorists? What number of the terrorists are coming in? And so they had been aggressive, very aggressive on the airplane, they usually push their methods, you recognize, their approach onto the airplane.

GUTFELD: Why do you suppose that Democrats have such an issue with like incentive — incentivization? Like they — for those who — for those who introduce friction on the border, you cut back immigration.

TRUMP: Sure.

GUTFELD: They do not perceive that. What’s it — what’s the downside with that? How can they not — can’t see that?

TRUMP: I actually imagine it is gross incompetence. And the one factor good for them about Afghanistan is it makes what they’re doing on the border look good, as a result of that was the dumbest factor I’ve ever seen. We do not need a wall, we do not need this. We’ll simply let folks come via. It is a catastrophe. The border is — it was the most secure border we have ever had. And now it is the worst.

GUTFELD: What unites all of them is an absence of course of. They have not — they don’t perceive course of. We simply need order. I need folks to return into our nation, however I wished — I need a line and a gate folks that may stroll via.

TRUMP: Sure. And legally.

GUTFELD: And legally.

TRUMP: Legally vetted, strongly vetted.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: However if you suppose that they transfer the navy out first consider this, as a result of we had a terrific plan. You already know, even Biden, I believe he made a mistake once they did it. They had been all screaming at him. However when he mentioned that, since President Trump, the place he calls it, the previous administration, signed the deal, not one soldier was shot at or killed, consider that. You already know why? As a result of they knew the results.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: And our circumstances had been robust. After which they got here in they usually simply moved out who would transfer out the navy first? The navy goes final and safely. And sadly, these 13 nice troopers and 200 folks, you recognize, 200 folks, greater than 200 folks had been killed and lots of people are badly injured, actually badly injured. It would not have occurred.

GUTFELD: Do you suppose it’s higher to be feared, proper? And that — that is the distinction. They do not concern our president.

TRUMP: Nicely, I do not know if he simply would not appear to be they know what they’re doing.

GUTFELD: Proper. Sure.

TRUMP: It isn’t a query. I do not even suppose it is a query of concern. It is a query of respect. And simply the query of being sensible. Once you hear — I might simply because I handled Abdul.

GUTFELD: Proper.

TRUMP: Let’s name them Abdul. However that is the person.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: And he is now the pinnacle of the Taliban. And he was the pinnacle of the Taliban once I handled him. And I began off very robust as a result of, you recognize, you are going to pay great penalties and need to go the extent of toughness however it was unhealthy. And so they understood what I mentioned, and there was no approach they had been going to do something to us. We might have taken our time, we might have taken a 12 months, two years, however to go away $85 billion price of apparatus for them to fly round Apache helicopters.

So, that is the best struggle machine outdoors of the submarine. That is the best struggle machine. There’s. The Apache.

GUTFELD: Proper.

TRUMP: They’re very, very, you recognize, tens of tens of millions of {dollars}. They’ve 28 of them.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: That is greater than every other nation on the planet has, apart from us.

GUTFELD: I can not even get a gun in New York.

TRUMP: Sure.

GUTFELD: I — if I joined the Taliban, I might have gotten a helicopter.

TRUMP: No downside.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: Thanks. I noticed that the opposite day. We won’t have weapons, however the Taliban, they may have 27 every.

GUTFELD: I might have a helicopter that might get me to the Hamptons and again.

TRUMP: Proper.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: That is proper.

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GUTFELD: All proper. That is solely half one. That is solely half one. For extra. Let’s get fast suggestions from the media on that tremendous half one interview.

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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Gene Nelson experiences with Gene Nelson.

GREG NELSON, GUTFELD SHOW ACTOR: Mr. Gutfeld, first off, I imply, I simply need to say that was most likely the toughest hitting interview of a president I’ve ever seen.

GUTFELD: Thanks for that. What’s your identify?

NELSON: Gene.

GUTFELD: Nicely, Gene, you recognize, it was actually a whole lot of enjoyable. I realized quite a bit, however it’s solely half one. I’ve 4 extra components of that interview to go.

NELSON: Laborious to imagine it will get any higher as a result of what I noticed took no prisoners.

GUTFELD: Sure, it did take no prisoners. And it additionally appears prefer it might need captured your coronary heart.

NELSON: It did. I reside proper across the nook for those who (INAUDIBLE)

GUTFELD: Why did you say so within the first place? A drink of water.

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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Interval.

GUTFELD: Let’s welcome tonight’s company. He simply provided Tyrus 5 bucks for the wrestling belt backstage. Host of Pawn Stars, Rick Harrison. Her mouth can run quicker than the criminals can use to defend in courtroom. Host of “OUTNUMBERED” Emily Compagno. She thought AA was BYOB. Fox Information contributor, Kat Timpf. And he has his personal parking house on the large installment store. My large sidekick and the NWA World Tv Champion, Tyrus. So, Rick, welcome to the present.

RICK HARRISON, PAWN STARS HOST: I imply — I imply, how do I observe up?

GUTFELD: Which one?

HARISSON: In all probability the second.

GUTFELD: Sure. I can inform. The look in your face was — you had been very disturbed and filled with remorse.

HARISSON: And I had a tear in my eye. It is all the identical occasions. Sure.

GUTFELD: Sure. Sure. One of many stuff you discover, so Trump is all the time entertaining, it doesn’t matter what.

HARISSON: Is that — I imply, sure, I imply, prefer it was enjoyable when he was president. It actually was. I imply — I imply, with Biden, you simply know for a indisputable fact that he’ll say one thing actually bizarre at a press convention and everybody’s going to speak about it additional. It is the identical factor every little thing. Trump, he talks about each Taliban will get 27 weapons.

GUTFELD: Sure. And you recognize what that is directionally true. It most likely does come out to about 27 weapons.

HARISSON: Sure.

GUTFELD: I guess that, you recognize, you need to go there. Pawns Pawn ought to go there.

HARISSON: Oh, I am cool, I am cool.

GUTFELD: I will offer you — an excellent minute as a result of they will all be in strains with the identical weapons and not one of the weapons work. All of the Taliban attempting to provide me weapons so they may purchase opium.

HARISSON: Oh, no, no. The entire market is flooded with these items.

GUTFELD: All proper, Tyrus. I do know you had some ideas in regards to the interview. Have your ideas modified?

TYRUS, FOX NATION HOST: You already know what, man, I am usually would by no means do that man. However wow, man, that was — that was (INAUDIBLE)

GUTFELD: Half one.

TYRUS: No, however it was — it was a dialog and also you did not change. No. Folks when the interview president change. You did not kiss his ass.

GUTFELD: No.

TYRUS: And I applaud you. And you bought a terrific — and he had a dialog, you even instructed him, I might like to listen to him going, this man? This man? Are you kidding? And that was a — that was a terrific dialog. The residual impact — and I am not speaking about that second factor. I do not even know what that was. However I am happy with you each for popping out tonight. Good job.

KAT TIMPF, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR: Court docket you.

TYRUS: However all of when — all around the globe proper now you’re listening to Jim Acosta and Brian Stelter dancing within the streets. We’re again. Now we have one thing to speak about for the subsequent six months. We received a brand new ebook deal. You’ve gotten introduced him again in a approach that CNN is happy, you recognize, that — you probably did a terrific job. And now they are going to roast you for it.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TYRUS: Snicker at you eternally. And I say carry it on.

GUTFELD: I need to be roasted.

TYRUS: Sure. Deliver it on.

GUTFELD: Emily? Emily, good to see your — you bought your actual property license.

EMILY COMPAGNO, FOX NEWS CHANNEL HOST: My theme is presidential.

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GUTFELD: You had been — you are a — you are like a — you are like a scorching subject actual property agent. Anyway.

COMPAGNO: I will take it.

GUTFELD: You are a goth. You promote gothic homes. Anyway, ideas, cares?

COMPAGNO: I simply saved pondering I missed that man. Like, you recognize, two minutes of the 2 of you and the banter and attending to the guts of the problem as nicely. Like, sure, you recognize what, the President we’ve within the white home proper now. He is doing a horrible job. And he is not good. The whole lot that we have been instructed is definitely a lie.

GUTFELD: Proper.

COMPAGNO: And due to it, 13 Service Members are died. People are stranded and we have surrendered after a 20-year struggle, we have misplaced $83 billion price of apparatus. And the longer term might be extra bleak than it is ever been for individuals who stay there, together with our allies. He goes — he cuts to the guts of the problem Abdul now in energy. I simply — I really like that he all the time leaves us with these concise factors and stuff to speak about for a very long time.

GUTFELD: Sure, it is bizarre, Kat, as a result of some of these items if you learn it, it would not sound humorous till it comes out of his mouth.

TIMPF: Sure. I imply, I used to be studying it and I believed it sounded humorous as a result of I might think about it popping out of his mouth. And I agree with what Tyrus mentioned. You did not actually, you had been very your self, you recognize, like, the very first thing you introduced up was inform me how nice I’m.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TIMPF: Which is strictly what it is prefer to be round you on a regular basis. However sure, it was — it is true.

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TIMPF: Congratulations in your scores.

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TYRUS: Oh, sure, Greg. You probably did it.

TIMPF: Your ranking.

TYRUS: You probably did it, Greg.

TIMPF: And you probably did all your self.

TYRUS: You stood alone, you threw the present in your again and also you by your self with no assist from anybody. And the truth that that interview was in New Jersey, that is what? A 15-minute trip for us to be there? I’ve some questions.

GUTFELD: You already know what, I really feel like — I really feel like Peter Brady being ganged up on by Greg and Marsha as a result of I lied about one thing.

TIMPF: No, I believed that it was — it was, you recognize, it was nice, it was — it was type of enjoyable even if you had been speaking about actually some critical issues. It was nonetheless enjoyable.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TIMPF: So, you recognize, good for you.

GUTFELD: Thanks.

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GUTFELD: Good for all of us.

TYRUS: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It is all you.

TIMPF: I am like — that might have been the primary time you’ve got ever mentioned that.

TYRUS: Sure. You are not losing that tonight. No.

TIMPF: Sure.

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TIMPF: You are going to waste that till you actually need one thing.

GUTFELD: I choose — I choose it if you guys speak behind my again, not in my face.

TIMPF: When have I ever completed that?

TYRUS: We talked about them on the podcast, he by no means listened. That does not depend.

GUTFELD: All proper. We received to maneuver on. Half two of our interview later within the present. It will get even higher. And up subsequent, whereas lefty politicians hold spinning criminals are profitable.

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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Hug your thug.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Together with your host, Pleasure Behar.

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GUTFELD: Welcome again. Did Kamala put the invoice so a suspect might kill? Sure. They donate it to the bail fund at her request. Now a person has been shot within the chest. And now with liberal lawmakers as their mates, profession criminals are free to offend. Three rhymes. George Howard allegedly shot one other man useless final month in Minneapolis. He was arrested earlier than in a home assault case, home assault however sprung from jail a few weeks prior with cash from the Minnesota Freedom Fund.

The identical group Kamala Harris urged her Twitter followers to donate to through the 2020 marketing campaign. You already know, so they may free extra largely peaceable protesters who go on to commit largely peaceable assaults and murders. Talking of lefty insurance policies that enhances crime bail reform allowed this man to allegedly punch out a deaf lady on the New York subway simply days after the same assault.

Violent crime has actually develop into rinse and repeat. Because of liberal insurance policies and get used to it, New Yorkers. It is all due to the Human Easter Island statue. Invoice de Blasio who changed for those who see one thing say one thing along with your by yourself no person’s listening. And eventually, in Oregon, video exhibiting shoplifters waltzing proper out of the lows with 1000’s of {dollars} in electrical wiring. I’ve seen folks stroll out of Golden Corral faster than that.

Retailer staff are helpless to cease them bringing new which means to the work to the phrase do it your self. Apparently jails aren’t reserving shoplifting offenders to chop again on inmate inhabitants throughout COVID. The excellent news as a result of brazen broad daylight deaths have develop into so widespread. Shops in Portland now have an categorical lane for folks shoplifting 12 gadgets (INAUDIBLE) Rick, has anyone tried to shoplift in your pawn store?

HARISSON: Sure.

GUTFELD: Sure?

HARISSON: It isn’t going to occur. I imply, no, I imply, like, sure, earlier than the present it is 15 years in the past, although it wasn’t your nicest a part of city.

GUTFELD: Proper.

HARISSON: You already know, and you have additionally seen like Anton on my present. I received quite a bit — him and a whole lot of different guys like that who stand on the door and like, I do not care if it is, you recognize, San Francisco. It is beneath $900 or no matter. Like, if it is — if it is 5 bucks. You are getting stopped.

GUTFELD: Sure, sure. It is simply widespread sense.

HARISSON: Sure.

GUTFELD: If you happen to eliminated the motivation to not commit crime, which is getting your ass kicked or arrested then you are going to commit crime. That is what received Kat on the straight and slim. Bear in mind? You had been only a persistent, thieving hellion.

TIMPF: No, I wasn’t. However I hate to not brag. However I did have kind of the identical downside as a few of these Democratic politicians have in working these cities. And like, I needed to be taught the arduous approach in my 20s. They will must be taught that not each criminal degenerate bum is rather like a misunderstood artist that was dealt a nasty hand and may possibly be higher along with your love.

GUTFELD: Proper.

TIMPF: Like, there’s such a nasty — there is a such a factor as a nasty particular person. You already know, in all these tales, they are saying, look, I do not suppose that these folks for instance, stealing that, you recognize, had been stealing {that electrical} wire as a result of they needed to feed their household.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TIMPF: Proper?

GUTFELD: Except their household of robots.

TIMPF: Except then. Maybe that is true.

GUTFELD: Possibly it’s true. Did you look into the analysis? I did not suppose so.

TIMPF: No, as a result of I believe that analysis exists in your head solely. Nevertheless it’s —

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TYRUS: And nobody’s going there.

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TIMPF: No. God assist us all. However these should not like petty — this isn’t like — not like petty crimes or non-violent stuff, home assault and assault. Sure, I believe these folks ought to most likely keep in jail.

GUTFELD: Sure. So Tyrus, I’ve the answer. Do you need to hear it?

TYRUS: I’ve no selection. It is your present. You made it.

GUTFELD: OK.

TYRUS: You are the king of late evening. Oh, hail the king. Please enlighten me along with your hysterical information.

GUTFELD: OK.

TYRUS: Fireplace.

GUTFELD: They do not need folks stopping, the folks leaving with stuff as a result of they do not need — they do not need anyone to get harm. So why do not you’ve — it is like a T-shirt gun full of like smelly goo. Like a very unhealthy smelling factor. And do not shoot the folks, you shoot the products since you’re already going to assert it on insurance coverage. And to allow them to’t promote it. If every little thing they steal smells like poop you are solely going to be — you are solely going to have the ability to promote it to kill me. No. It is unsellable. Does that make sense?

HARISSON: Have you ever ever been to a recycling yard? That does not scent that good.

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GUTFELD: That is true.

HARISSON: They’re going to have the ability to promote the copper.

TYRUS: This is the factor, Lord Gutfeld. Kat made a terrific level. It isn’t people who find themselves stealing for assist or meals. These guys stole these wires to tear them out and sling the copper.

GUTFELD: Oh actually?

TYRUS: It is large enterprise. They went in there, they stole all that stuff. They’re most likely going to make a pair grand on all of the copper wire. That is why they’re stealing wire.

GUTFELD: Proper.

TYRUS: The skilled criminals. They’ve a man driving the automotive on the surface with the factor able to go.

GUTFELD: And the faux license plate.

TYRUS: And the faux — sure, however it would not matter. At this level he actually might make a TikTok dance video in lip sync whereas they load the stuff in there and get like — and earn a living of TikTok for all of the retweets or replays or no matter these rattling children do with TikTok. He might do all that. Nonetheless earn a living and by no means go to jail. The unhappy factor is, there was one — that one younger man who wished to cease him and his — and his companion mentioned do not.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TYRUS: As a result of that man goes to get fired.

GUTFELD: Proper.

TYRUS: He can be the one arrested for assault.

GUTFELD: Precisely.

TYRUS: Not the — not the (BLEEP) stealing.

GUTFELD: Sure, sure, sure.

TYRUS: You already know, and the nice factor is I reside in Louisiana and when that occurs, it is referred to as skeet capturing.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TYRUS: So once they run out of the shop with their stuff, oh, growth. New report.

GUTFELD: We’re heading in the direction of a vengeance tradition. I’ve a query for you since you declare to be a lawyer. So this man in New York Metropolis was — beat up anyone arrested, then launched, throws a deaf Asian lady down the steps onto — I imagine that subway tracks. Why could not she sue the town for billions or tens of millions of {dollars}? As a result of that might finish this no- bail reform like that if the town was getting sued by these victims.

COMPAGNO: Nicely, she might, I imply, and the problem was whether or not or not it is profitable. And right here in New York, a part of the issue that we’re seeing in distinction to Jersey is that the identical invoice reform legal guidelines are on the books, however they eliminated judicial discretion right here in New York. So, all of those individuals are saying my palms are tied, whereas in Jersey and different locations, a decide might step in and say completely this man participated in a hate crime.

And in opposite to the classifications that fall beneath these bail reform, which embrace horrible issues like assault, together with some sexual assaults as nicely involving youngsters, minors and hate crimes. Then they may say this man must be off the road. However because of this — that is the issue with these overbroad choices. One measurement matches all legal justice reform choices, if you take away that individualized discretion, then there are hideous penalties, unjust penalties on each side, proper?

Unjust consideration and unjust launch. And in the meantime, if you, you recognize, if you tack on the performative, tacky celeb endorsements like Kamala Harris and everyone throwing of their cash, then it simply turns into flamable. And now we’re seeing somebody died due to it.

GUTFELD: We’re searching for a 3500 sq. foot (INAUDIBLE)

COMPAGNO: I like my outfit.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TYRUS: I need to flip it.

GUTFELD: Up subsequent. What the Taliban lacks in variety they make up for in perversity.

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GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS CHANNEL HOST: The Taliban’s glass ceiling has our legislators reeling. Sure, and a typical State Division fail, they’re stunned the Taliban’s cupboard is all male. Officers categorical their deep concern that the brand new Afghan Authorities has no ladies in cost.

Sadly, as an alternative of the longer term being feminine, it appears just like the Flintstones, however with our Apache helicopters. One factor in regards to the Taliban, they’re type of a boys membership. They’re just like the Chippendales dancers besides their shoppers are goats.

Thanks. Our state division is shocked. They’re shocked that Taliban 2.0 would not appear to be that college at bass — basser? No matter. However with much less armpit hair. Maybe, it is their wokeness that makes them so clueless. For added insult, the brand new Afghan cupboard contains 4 Taliban large photographs Obama launched in 2014, in trade for Military Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl.

That is proper. These filth baggage received fats and sassy and Gitmo and for those who years later, they’re again in energy. It is the worst commerce since you bought Alaska for that damaged Nintendo.

EMILY COMPAGNO, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR: I really like Alaska.

GUTFELD: I do too. Give the Taliban credit score for his or her sufferers. All they needed to do was look forward to a president who so weak he’d hand over his canine for a scoop of butter brickle. However there may be progress hoping to shore up their ties to the homosexual and lesbian neighborhood.

The Taliban introduced that they will solely be throwing homosexuals off roofs who aren’t vaccinated. All proper, Kat, what are your ideas? The State Division was shocked? There isn’t any ladies within the cupboard.

KAT TIMPF, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR: Sure, I — they had been.

GUTFELD: Truly, they do hold ladies in a cupboard however not that cupboard.

TIMPF: Sure. Sure, as you recognize, objects, which is what’s — after all, however it’s true. Ladies aren’t human, which is why additionally the worst half is I’ve seen different locations kind of taken run with this narrative. I noticed — this can be a headline on CNN about this. Taliban, Taliban fighters use whips in opposition to Afghan ladies had been protesting the all-male interim authorities. Like, as if that is the factor particularly they’re protesting.

Sure, I believe they’re protesting the truth that they’re, you recognize, not seen as human beings.

GUTFELD: Proper.

TIMPF: It isn’t even near them being a part of the federal government. It is, I suppose we lastly discovered one thing that they are keen to say unhealthy in regards to the Taliban via.

GUTFELD: Sure. I discovered one thing else.

TIMPF: Lack of numerous illustration.

GUTFELD: Sure, precisely.

TIMPF: Not inclusive. Lastly, they are going to say, oh, now they’ve gone too far.

GUTFELD: Precisely. You already know, Emily, no trans or bisexuals of their cupboards.

COMPAGNO: Travesty.

GUTFELD: It’s a travesty.

COMPAGNO: However look what I imply —

GUTFELD: Sure. Go forward. You go forward.

COMPAGNO: Simply what are People imagined to really feel? What are we imagined to suppose? So, we’ve on one hand, our largest regulation enforcement company telling us that this man is without doubt one of the 10 most wished criminals in the whole planet. After which however, we’ve our impotent Biden administration telling us, oh, however no, take a wait and see strategy.

This man is accountable for regulation enforcement, all of regulation enforcement of Kabul and we’re supposed to only wait to see how he does? And oh, the extra horrifying factor, nonetheless, is sure, that this Sharia Legislation, terrorist supporting group authorities did not put females of their ministerial spots. That is what we’re imagined to be upset about?

GUTFELD: Sure.

COMPAGNO: As a result of they do not have ovaries or they did not vote for these folks, that is, that is the deli nation why we’re imagined to care about one thing? It is ridiculous. However actually, I believe folks see via this sham, they see via that sham of a president as a result of People care about one another, proper? We care about our allies. We do not depart one another behind.

GUTFELD: Converse for your self.

COMPAGNO: They agree with me.

GUTFELD: I do know. I do know. Rick, so that you run a pawnshop, you make offers on a regular basis. How do you’re feeling in regards to the fork, like what a deal Obama made with Bowe Bergdahl?

RICK HARRISON, PAWN STARS HOST: It is similar to, we’ve to do A.I. however it’s like absolute idiots. You actually have — he hasn’t fired anyone, bear in mind, like when Trump fired a bunch of individuals to start with? He is fired no person.

GUTFELD: No.

HARRISON: As a result of he cannot fireplace them as a result of he fired each woke particular person and each gender and every little thing else like that.

TIMPF: You bought to recollect their names additionally to fireplace them.

HARRISON: And he has all these actually boastful individuals who —

GUTFELD: Sure.

HARRISON: All of them imagine they’re doing a terrific job. Simply every little thing is being dealt with by people who find themselves not doing a terrific job however they’re all doing a terrific job.

GUTFELD: It is all for our personal good in order that’s, that is why they are often so unhealthy. Final phrase to you, Tyrus.

TYRUS, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR: What the (BLEEP). You might be shocked that girls aren’t within the authorities? And by the best way, these goats are held in opposition to their will. They don’t seem to be, they don’t seem to be keen members. I simply suppose we have to get that on the market. Goats attempt to get on planes too. Their paperwork wasn’t proper. It is arduous along with your passport, however the truth that they’re — so what are they going to do? They will cancel them on Twitter?

GUTFELD: Sure.

TYRUS: What are you going to do? You are take away their Emmy that they gave them? Like, what are they — there, as quickly as that got here out within the assembly, and I do know, Joe cannot as a result of he is an outdated white man, and he is not imagined to be there. So, anyone he fires, he’ll get sued as a result of he is misogynistic regardless of the hell they need to name him that week, so he cannot do something.

So, they’re actually sitting there going, do you imagine that they don’t seem to be placing ladies within the authorities? As quickly as that got here out, even when I yelled out any identify, uh, Fran Tarkenton, you are fired? I simply get out for those who actually are that silly.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TYRUS: That you just — I can not imagine they did not have any ladies. They do not allow them to learn.

GUTFLELD: Sure.

TIMPF: Proper.

GUTFELD: By the best way, by the best way —

TYRUS: They marry, however certain, steadiness the financial system.

GUTFELD: Sure. However by the best way, they Taliban additionally banned woman sports activities, which is superior. A sexist, a sexist would say that. All proper, arising, do not go away, Donald Trump has extra to say.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

ANNOUNCER: And now, the assembly of the minds, half two.

GUTFELD: All proper, why ought to I say a factor? Let’s simply get to spherical two.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

GUTFELD: I need to ask you a query about COVID since you had COVID. And my spouse, you met my spouse. It was like six years in the past in Mar-a-Lago. She’s nonetheless not gotten vaccinated. And I hold speaking to her to get her to get vaccinated and he or she hasn’t. What would you say to her?

DONALD TRUMP, 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: Nicely, to begin with, I will say, why is she not doing it? Does she have some type of spiritual factor?

GUTFELD: No skeptical. She skeptical — she would not belief.

TRUMP: Nicely, she’s Russian. That is the top of that.

GUTFELD: Precisely. You may’t argue with the Russian.

TRUMP: No, very sensible.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: And really arduous headed.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: I believe I do know your spouse a little bit bit, proper.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: However she’s nice, and let her do what she desires to do. I received vaccinated, and I really feel excellent. I believe we saved tens of millions and tens of millions of individuals worldwide. You already know, 1917, they are saying nearly 100 million, roughly 100 million folks died.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: I believe we might have been into that scenario as a result of it was very unhealthy. And now, for those who’re vaccinated, the opposite factor that reveals that for those who do get sick, you aren’t getting sick like they had been earlier than, which means you do not die.

GUTFELD: Precisely.

TRUMP: So, I’d advocate however I additionally say that permit her have her freedom and see one other phrase freedom, proper?

GUTFELD: Sure, precisely.

TRUMP: And with you, she wants actually.

GUTFELD: She wants a whole lot of freedom from me, I discovered?

TRUMP: I believe I most likely need to agree with that.

GUTFELD: This is a query, I guess nobody’s ever requested you this. I believe I would know the reply. How arduous is it? Being prep — being president from a scale of 1 to 10?

TRUMP: Nicely, I had two types of presidency. Primary, I needed to run the nation, work on the world, and do issues and the opposite factor I needed to survive.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: The survival was a lot harder. As a result of I had faux Mueller, folks coming after me. I had 19 actually haters after me, I had each type of regulation enforcement after me, began from the day I got here down the escalator. It by no means stops. I’ve each prosecutor after me. They’re offers that I did years and years in the past, I forgot about them. It’s a shame. So, I needed to survive, primary.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: And quantity two, I needed to write actually, you recognize, I suppose I put it in a distinct order. However for those who do not survive, you are able to do an excellent job by way of working. So, I had survival and I had working the nation.

GUTFELD: Proper.

TRUMP: And I’d say the survival was really a lot harder, working the nation. Any individual mentioned, what was the hardest president — a buddy of mine, very, very profitable man, used to name me Don, Donnie, Donald. Now, he mentioned, Mr. President — you recognize, you lose all your folks as a result of your president. They’re all afraid to speak to you. OK.

Mr. President, might I ask you one query? What is the hardest? Who’s that hardest to take care of it? Was it China? May or not it’s Putin in Russia? What about North Korea, Kim Jong-un? I mentioned, nicely, the hardest really was the US.

Coping with these maniacs that we’ve over right here with Pelosi and Schumer and all of that was most likely the hardest half harder than a whole lot of world leaders. And is not {that a} disgrace when you concentrate on is not it a disgrace?

GUTFELD: Nicely, there was a there’s a whole lot of a — there was an irrational response to you and I, and I imply, I misplaced mates once I would defend you.

TRUMP: However you additionally gained mates.

GUTFELD: Sure, you gained mates. I did not hearken to my members of the family who had been voting for you through the time and I and I had mates who had been voting for you, however I did not pay attention. After which once I once I turned and began listening then I misplaced all of my different mates. Did it hassle you to love see mates that you have had lose these mates since you turned president they usually did not like what you had been doing or they turned emotionally in irrationally type of unhinged? Trump delusional.

TRUMP: Proper. Trump —

GUTFELD: Derangement syndrome.

TRUMP: They name him a whole lot of issues however derangement syndrome appears — and there’s something like that. I imply, it is loopy. And why would they try this? We rebuilt the navy, we took care of every little thing, we got here up what do you say vaccines are serving to folks medically? You already know proper to strive the place they had been in a position to strive anyone’s dying.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: And we’ve medicine that may work and also you could not use them.

GUTFELD: None of that mattered as a result of they had been it was an emotional response.

TRUMP: Taxes by the best way.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: Rules, the biggest tax minimize in historical past. Largest regulation minimize by far in historical past. You already know, all information.

GUTFELD: However why, why did, why did folks reply emotionally to you, quite than rationally?

TRUMP: It should be my personnel. I imply, we did a terrific job. I rebuilt the navy.

GUTFELD: Sure.

TRUMP: All that stunning stuff, that model new stuff. And you recognize, who has it now? The Taliban.

GUTFELD: Taliban.

TRUMP: I constructed it for the Taliban. It wasn’t imagined to occur. Now, we see these lovely, excellent model new rifles and these guys are carrying too. And so they’re carrying our uniform, I do know they usually’re flying our helicopters — and it is a shame.

GUTFELD: You already know, what we would have transformed them as a result of it is like Christmas to them.

TRUMP: Sure, nicely, it’s Christmas.

GUTFELD: It’s Christmas.

TRUMP: They’re nonetheless celebrating. OK, so I instructed you about Abdul, so he is robust. And once I first spoke to him by telephone, I mentioned, good to talk to you by telephone, Abdul. And he goes, they’re ferocious folks. You already know, such as you go to Broadway reveals, they battle. They prefer to battle. They have been preventing for a few thousand years.

GUTFELD: I (INAUDIBLE) Broadway.

TRUMP: By the best way, I say — I guess you do. I prefer it really. You already know, it is very attention-grabbing. And I have been saying it for a very long time. Our nation, the worst determination ever made, was going into the quicksand, which is known as the Center East.

GUTFELD: Proper?

TRUMP: $2 trillion, and tens of millions of lives as a result of I prefer to depend each side, OK?

GUTFELD: Proper, proper.

TRUMP: Tens of millions of lives. And the place has been obliterated, and it is extra harmful now if you concentrate on it. I had them in verify. I worn out ISIS. You already know, I took out. I took out the leaders, the most important folks greater than anyone. No person even believes what I did, and in just a few months, it may well all be dissipated.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

GUTFELD: Sure. All proper. Like I mentioned, we’ll milk this interview for all it is price. We received extra of it tomorrow evening, proper right here on GUTFELD. Up subsequent, a brand new cause to care. Boost your life with aptitude.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

GUTFELD: Welcome again. Tonight, would you please welcome our first reside musical company, the Dave Matthews Band. I am simply kidding, it is time for this.

ANNOUNCER: “TWO STUPID STORIES.”

GUTFELD: First up, as a 12 months sitting on our butt left caught in a rut and his lack of selection giving us anxiousness. The common particular person hasn’t tried something new in two months. And for 12 % of individuals. It is really been over a 12 months in response to a brand new ballot. All the time a brand new ballot, Emily.

That is even supposing 60 % of people that did strive one thing new mentioned it made them happier, boohoo. However hey, it may be arduous to search out the time particularly contemplating how a brand new research from a cable firm discovered that the common British particular person will spend 112 days of their lives deciding what to observe on T.V., losers.

I suppose folks simply have too many choices. That is why I solely be careful “Alf” re-runs. Clips of life, liberty and dwelling and residential movies of myself understanding. Tyrus, what are your ideas? Tyrus, what are your ideas? Final time you tried one thing new?

TYRUS: I can not. I am in a pandemic and I reside in a hurricane. I can not strive (BLEEP). I strive retaining the lights on.

GUTFELD: Sure, that is the standard Sure.

TYRUS: Hold the lights on.

GUTFELD: It is like traditional coke leaving the lights on. Kat, how about you? You are all the time attempting one thing new.

TIMPF: I attempted a brand new toothpaste for a short time. I ran out of toothpaste. As a result of then I needed to go down the corridor and use my husband’s toothpaste. After which he saved saying, why are you squeezing my toothpaste? I haven’t got any so I used to be utilizing it for just a few days. After which he purchased me toothpaste.

GUTFELD: Sure, that is nice.

TIMPF: Which was the identical toothpaste as earlier than.

GUTFELD: I might inform you already hate one another.

TIMPF: No. No very thrilling stuff.

GUTFELD: That is matrimony. Toothpaste. Emily, what about you?

COMPAGNO: OK, nicely, I simply moved right here, in order that’s fairly new, proper? That is primary. Quantity two is I wished to speak about that British ballot factor.

GUTFELD: Proper.

COMPAGNO: Since you guys had additionally mentioned that their favourite present was one thing referred to as swimming pools and horses, which possibly may very well be superior, however why was it not Downtown Abbey? No approach. And 49 % of them it mentioned would actually get so overwhelmed and they also would not, they could not determine so they might simply surrender and never watch something in any respect. 49 %, that is half.

GUTFELD: That is what I do. That is what I — it is one level lower than half. Come on, Emily.

COMPAGNO: No matter.

TIMPF: Sure, practically half.

COMPAGNO: It is insane. No matter it’s, it is insane.

TYRUS: Greg, is aware of a whole lot of issues however math. 35. The reply is 35.

GUTFELD: 35. Cease it. That is a name again from yesterday. Rick, what do you make of this crap?

HARRISON: I believe the, I believe the entire ballot is B.S. of like possibly they struggle something new. It is actually certainly one of these guys arising with click on bait.

GUTFELD: Sure, sure. Sure.

HARRISON: It appears like — they received to provide you with one thing new as a result of I have not completed something new in like two months. That is the story. I imply, like —

GUTFELD: You already know what.

HARRISON: There isn’t any financial cause to make a ballot about like, you ever received something to do with?

GUTFELD: You already know what the story is?

HARRISON: What?

GUTFELD: Go Emily?

COMPAGNO: Sure, it was. The entire firm was the oat milk folks, Khalifa Farms, you’re completely proper. And they also got here out principally, we’re like, that is why you all must strive plant based mostly milk and oat milk and dinner, no matter. They all the time additionally they make these extra commercials. Nailed it.

GUTFELD: There you go. Thanks, whoever that was.

HARRISON: It’s not possible —

GUTFELD: Now we have to maneuver that 45 again to 33, so we are able to perceive what that was. Do not go away, we’ll be proper again.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

GUTFELD: All proper, we’ve time for just a few remaining ideas. Tyrus.

TYRUS: All proper, advantageous. I do know I am the NWA World tv champion, however received to provide a shout out to cousin Trevor Murdock who’s the brand new NWA World Heavyweight Champion. So, you recognize, 5 defenses away and I get to go one on one. However Trevor, I hope you are comfortable, you are the champ.

GUTFELD: Glorious. Rick.

HARRISON: Being profitable is like my third or fourth favourite factor on the planet. So, like go to GSPod.com, purchase one thing? I’ve six children?

TIMPF: Sure.

GUTFELD: Say the Website once more.

HARRISON: GSPod.com.

GUTFELD: Bought it. Bought it. All proper. And tomorrow evening we received extra Trump man. And for those who thought these had been good DVD as we get increasingly into this, it will get much more unimaginable, Emily. Set your DVRs each evening so that you by no means miss an episode. Because of Emily Compagno, Rick Harrison, Kat, Tyrus, our studio viewers. “FOX NEWS @ NIGHT” with evil Shannon Bream is subsequent. I am Greg Gutfeld. I really like you America.

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